CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD INCOMING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive flood of spam is about to crash down on your mail. We're talking atrocious amounts of phony emails packed with gross porn. These losers are trying to scam you out of your hard-earned cash, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and block them immediately. Be smart! Beware: